Sunday, July 27, 2014
I forgot I did that
oki’llgettoworknow
(contact me at farts@penis.shit)

I forgot I did that

oki’llgettoworknow

(contact me at farts@penis.shit)

I feel sorry for the people who feel sorry for my workspace filled with projects that get me up in the morning. And calzone B)

I feel sorry for the people who feel sorry for my workspace filled with projects that get me up in the morning. And calzone B)

Thursday, July 24, 2014

shitting on this book is so much fun tho

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…What did I just read I’ve never even heard of that book

I JUST DON’T KNOW BUT IT ALWAYS BUGS ME. 

LIKE I KEPT READING IT BUT IT JUST MADE ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL BUT I WAS SO DAMN STUBBORN I COULDN’T STOP.

Suddenly remember this book, iunno for shits and giggles, did anyone else have the misfortune chance of reading it too?

It was some handsome vampire dude who was taking pretty girls and then turning them into wretched old women (suckin out their life or some shit), and he takes the protag’s hot friend and then the protag to be a maid for them because he’s like “you’re not pretty enough. Make us sweaters we’re cold and miserable”

Then she somehow gets out and pals around with some nomadic not-africans in a desert where they teach her to fight and shit and basically goes through puberty and becomes hot so she can fight the dude and make him not-evil and put a ring on it.

But she says shit like “wow I’m skinny now!” and they’d be like “well now that you’re doing our exercises you’re skinny and lanky like us!” and “wow I’m so much prettier now!” and they tell her “the sun bleached your skin whiter :)” and all I could think was “are you fucking kidding me”

Iunno I wasn’t really entertained by it and yet I read it to the end. I also stopped going to the school library as frequently.

Oh and the cover had like a Da Vinci scuplture flying off with a girl in a way that showed off her boobs from the top of her bodice.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014 Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Updat todaay
edit wow wrong header that’s what I get for doing this when I’m not awake

Updat todaay

edit wow wrong header that’s what I get for doing this when I’m not awake

Monday, July 21, 2014
Aah treated myself to a super classy case for the new phone~ lets all count the references we recognize~
edit jic I got this from this society6 shop here and it comes in different fandoms. That’s right. You heard me.

Aah treated myself to a super classy case for the new phone~ lets all count the references we recognize~

edit jic I got this from this society6 shop here and it comes in different fandoms. That’s right. You heard me.

Sunday, July 20, 2014
current mood

current mood

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Anonymous said: Legolas was an obese baby elfling

dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

lauren-draws-things:

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I guess Thranduil couldn’t stop spoiling Daddy’s little princeling.

More than 13000 likes for obese baby legolas

How did this happen

Thursday, July 17, 2014
That one time I tried humaning Garrus

That one time I tried humaning Garrus

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
I’m taking notes.

I’m taking notes.

companion piece: builtlikea12yearoldonroids

companion piece: builtlikea12yearoldonroids

Tuesday, July 15, 2014
hi how’s everyone else’s summer going?

hi how’s everyone else’s summer going?