shitting on this book is so much fun tho
…What did I just read I’ve never even heard of that book
I JUST DON’T KNOW BUT IT ALWAYS BUGS ME.
LIKE I KEPT READING IT BUT IT JUST MADE ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL BUT I WAS SO DAMN STUBBORN I COULDN’T STOP.
Suddenly remember this book, iunno for shits and giggles, did anyone else have the
misfortune chance of reading it too?
It was some handsome vampire dude who was taking pretty girls and then turning them into wretched old women (suckin out their life or some shit), and he takes the protag’s hot friend and then the protag to be a maid for them because he’s like “you’re not pretty enough. Make us sweaters we’re cold and miserable”
Then she somehow gets out and pals around with some nomadic not-africans in a desert where they teach her to fight and shit and basically goes through puberty and becomes hot so she can fight the dude and make him not-evil and put a ring on it.
But she says shit like “wow I’m skinny now!” and they’d be like “well now that you’re doing our exercises you’re skinny and lanky like us!” and “wow I’m so much prettier now!” and they tell her “the sun bleached your skin whiter :)” and all I could think was “are you fucking kidding me”
Iunno I wasn’t really entertained by it and yet I read it to the end. I also stopped going to the school library as frequently.
Oh and the cover had like a Da Vinci scuplture flying off with a girl in a way that showed off her boobs from the top of her bodice.
Anonymous said: Legolas was an obese baby elfling
I guess Thranduil couldn’t stop spoiling Daddy’s little princeling.
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